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Richard "Elvis" Bentley was born in Memphis, Tennessee. His parents (one Icelandic and one native American) also gave birth to his beautiful sister Lisa-Marie. Rick was born into stardom and at an early age gave concerts to family and friends, although we have no photographic evidence of this we have managed to get an artists impression in figure 1.1.

At sixteen years of age Rick was forced to relocate to Blackpool, England. Which meant that his career was doomed, although Rick tried to put on a brave face we all knew the anguish he was hiding, look closely at the picture below and tell me that this man is happy.

Although out of the blue, Rick had wonderful news, a casting was going on for the next series of "Stars in your Eyes", Rick was delighted with the news as you can tell in the next picture.

But Rick was now faced with a dilemma, his singing talent was second to none but all his heroes such as Gladys Knight, Luther Vandross and Cher seemed impossible to do infront of a live audience, Rick decided to draw up three possibilities he could do for the show:

1.Elvis Costello, had the same first name as Rick's middle one, although wore glasses.

2.Mike from Mike and the Mechanics, a favourite of Rick but his career had slumped recently.

3.Gary Glitter, had some looks of Rick and similar interests.

This photo above was taken just before Rick uttered those immortal words, 'Tonight Matthew I will be...'.

And for the first time on the program in an unbelievable turn of fate, Rick came as himself. This launched his pop career in the UK, where he is still known locally as "The King". Please read my other stories about Kevins' friends.


Please be aware that no story has any resemblence of truth to events which have happened, no offence was caused to any of the named parties, and no animals were harmed during the making of this website - except a hamster but thats a whole new story!