Kevs a Ladyboy and other childrens favourite stories

Neil Goddard was born and raised in the slums somewhere in China, he adopted the name "Chi" at a later stage in his life, due to the wit of the local Ninja gangs he would meet upon moving to England. Chi himself was a well practiced martial artist and in the boat town in China where he lived he would often break rocks and trees with his bare hands. We don't have any pictures of these events as Neil's family were poor and couldn't even afford a disposable camera. But we have recreated the scene in an artists impression. Fig 1.1.

When his family escaped China in a wooden raft they driften ashore in a mystical land they didn't know, later they found it was called Blackpool, England. His eight brothers and six sisters didn't last the journey and died in the perilous ocean. Neil however survived, many believe it was due to him being breast fead until later life, as you can see in the picture below.

Fortunately due to his excellent martial arts skills and good acting ability (he was well known for his convincing lies), it wasn't long before he was whisked off to America to star in some blockbusting hits. Below we have "Chi" as one of the kids from the Goonies.

After this hit Neil was approached by numeorous film directors and he had a list of possible film careers he could choose from, he looked at the possible three:

1.An American Ninja part 6 - It would use his martial arts skills but with his poor attempt at an American accent it could hinder him.

2.Indiana Jones - would use some hi-tech skills he had learned from the Goonies but his only line was "Indi Indi".

3.Karma Sutra - Thought he could pass as an Indian in a distance, although didn't have many ideas for the script.

As you can see above, Chi decided to take the Indiana Jones role. This gained him some respectability but his acting career has slumped since it, he is now back in training for his martial arts.

As the photo above clearly shows, Chi is almost back to his full fitness level and is looking as healthy as he ever was. Please read my other stories of Kevin and his friends.