Kevs a Ladyboy and other childrens favourite stories

This story is a story of pain and grit and younger viewers may require parental comfort, so please beware. Mike "Ull" Jones was born in Hull, a poverty stricken village in England. At the age of six Michaels' family was so poor that they had no alternative, Michael had to go where his father and fathers father and numerous forefathers had gone before, to the pit. We have no shots of Michael aged six in the pit but we have the nice graphic to show an artists impression, fig 1.1.

It wasn't uncommon to see the six year old Michael down at the local pub smoking woodbines and reminiscing about the good old days, it was a hard life for the poor Jones' though and they had no option but to sell their house and move into their workplace.

Michael lived down the mines with his family until he was 20 years of age, then he decided enough was enough and he wanted to move to normal civilisation, so after returning from the pit he realised normal civilisation wasn't Hull, so he relocated to Blackpool, England. Although the pit did leave it's mark on Mike as you can see in the picture below.

He found life hard in Blackpool, the community felt that he was a racist due to his blackened image, although Michael was quick to respond that it was due to his previous life down the pit.

Unfortunately many didn't believe Michael and he was charged with racism, a charge which at this time was punishable with fifty lashings. Mike was faced with a dilemma of how to get out of it, so he drew up three possible ideas:

1.Claim he suffers from a skin blackening disorder, a la Michael Jackson in reverse.

2.Escape prison and move to Jamaica to blend in with the locals.

3.Take the lashings, Mike thought he might actually enjoy them.

As you can see from the picture above Mike decided to take the lashings, and he did enjoy them. So much so he now regularly visits racist conventions to try and get a second lot.

Michael mellowed in his old age though and returned to his roots in Hull where he is happy to be back down the pit, as you can see from the above picture Hull hasn't changed at all since he left. Please read my other stories on Kevins' friends.