Kevs a Ladyboy and other childrens favourite stories

Matthew was born in a rural farming community in a village called Bradford, when he was younger Matty had to put the wellies on and tend to his familys livestocks needs. Matty loved being around the animals so much that he intended one day to become a vet. As we don't have any photos of Matthew when he was young we have paid an artist to come up with an impression of him. Fig 1.1

Although strange things start happening in his life, his black mop of hair was becoming vigarously out of control, so much so it was beginning to take over him. See fig 1.2 for an artists impression of these difficult times.

Despite regular shaving of the hair it just seemed to come back thicker and thicker, the doctors and specialists all had a look at him and decided that the only possible disease it could be would be "flockynockiphlilathropsosistividisosis of the liver", this meant that Matthew was transforming. He was becoming something else.

Upon further investigation and checking of Matty it became clear, he had somehow got sheep genes in his system. He was mutating into a sheep, like the one below.

Matty needed to act fast, what could he do?, he was mutating into something and he needed to clear his head and come up with a solution, he wrote down three:

1.Write a Hollywood script about a bloke who makes a teleport machine but a sheep gets into the other pod and he starts to mutate into it, he could call it "The Sheep".

2.Join the circus in Blackpool, they did have those two monkey blokes from Peru there once.

3.End it all, catch mixamatosis and die with his flock.

Matthew decided that both option 2 and 3 were quite good, so instead he spent a while in the fields with his new found friends, then later in life as he had matured and gone grey he decided to move to Blackpool.

Matthew is now happy with his new life in Blackpool, as you can see in the photo above his hair is no longer black but grey, a common occurace of elderly livestock. Please read on for other stories of Kevin and his friends.