Kevs a Ladyboy and other childrens favourite stories

John Ward was born in the 1999, during the craze of genetic engineering. His father was a human male, but his mother "Flossy" was a mammal. That's correct John Ward is half human, half giraffe. After hours of searching to find pictures on the wonderful event of insemination we found detailed graphic pictures. Unfortunately as this is a family website we couldn't use them and so had to get a graphic artist to draw the event, in fig 1.1.

Due to the insemination John was unfortunate enough to gain the same age as his mother, so at present he is roughly 24 human years. Below in the picture he was startled by a roaming hoard of bison which were coming right at him. You can tell that he got his mothers looks.

Unfortunately we were unable to gather any information on his father, who has since become a recluse due to aspect of this halfboy halfgiraffe offspring. But his mother kindly posed for photographs, as you can tell by the photos John got his mothers ears and eyes especially.

Life for John was very rough, he had the taunts of various Ninjas at his local school who called him various names, including the rather unwitty "Titch."

As time passed, John has decisions to make, in future breeding what was he allowed to do, did he feel attraction to human or mammal, John drew up three possible plans of action:.

1.Join "Animal Hospital" as a resident vet, unfortunately this would increase the possibility of meeting Rolf Harris.

2.Live in a zoo to see whether the other giraffes turn him on or not.

3.Join a monestry, deny all knowledge of his giraffe existence and try to cease the urges of sex.

As you can tell by the above photo John is now living happily in a zoo in South Africa, he enjoys eating grass and often bakes cakes with the stuff. Please read on for other stories of Kevins' friends.