Kevs a Ladyboy and other childrens favourite stories

David Hands was born on a beautiful island, wittily called Ireland. He was one of the unfortunates though, who was born in bad times. Not only was there rioting and fighting between the Muslims and the Jews but there was also a potato famine going on, David and his family decided to stowaway on "The Cutty Sark" and landed in Fleetwood, England. We have no pictures on this happy event but have recreated the scene in figure 1.1.

Time was hard for young David, with nobody understanding the foreign language he spoke, he found it hard to settle. He is still unemployed to this day due to his lack of English. But David was good at something, he was good at marketing. With a few contacts he decided that he would illegaly import an Irish brew called "Poteen", this is young David happy after his first successful batch arrived.

Problems were still ahead though, after many failed attempts to get the lethal potion into the country David did some research on why it was being stopped. After months of intensive research he decided that the bottle had to be changed from the one below.

Dave came to the conclusion that if you smuggle the potion in a nameless bottle, and then put the sticker on the front, it came through the channels with no problems.

As time got on in his life David decided to ponder about returning to his home country, he drew up three reasons why and why not to go:.

1.David wouldn't have to import Poteen into England as he had masses in Ireland, although he would have to get a job in Ireland as Poteen salesmen were two a penny. He thought about becoming a crop farmer to help grow potatoes but then thought against it.

2.Being a devout born again Buddhist could be problematic in a country with a large Jewish and Muslim community.

3.People would understand him in Ireland, so thats a definite plus.

after weighing up the options, David decided that the best solution was to remain in England, as you can see in the photo above, his Poteen industry (although illegal) is flourishing, his life has become a success. Please visit back often to read more about the adventures of Kevin and his friends.