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Chistian Jackson was born into the world in Memphis, Tennessee, he was the last of the famous Jackson clan. Older brother Michael regularly played with him when he was younger, but then as the family decided to form a Super Group (The Jackson Five), Christian was shunned due to a skin complaint, called (whitening of the skin), strangely the other family members would receive the same fate in later life. We don't have any pictures of those times, but we have recreated it in figure 1.1 Christian with his relatives, Chris is the one of different colour, please note it is not Michael.

Due to the embarrasment the rest of his brothers and sisters faced they decided the only possibly solution would be to adopt him out, to a white family. Christian was then shipped off to Blackpool, England - where again his fate took a turn for the worst. He was adopted by a family from Wolverhampton.

Chris in very dodgy pose, please note hand placement.

As you can see in the photo above, Chris also developed another rather strange habit, as this is a family site I can't describe it in full detail, but look closely in the picture, you can see he is holding a beer with one hand. But the angle of the other arm was what many found disturbing, especially in public.

Then all became clear, further evidence is in the picture below (again notice arm placement). Christian was in love with alcohol, not just normal love but love love, he was sexually attracted to the texture of the bottle and frequented orgies like below often.

Chris in beer orgy pose.

Many money was spent by various public services, and also his real family, the Jacksons stepped in to help as they were worried incase any of these bizarre sexual habits could be carried down the gene pool (although many believe Chris got this habit from the gene pool). These were the findings:

1.Christian developed an increase in self love when he found people (or in his case, items) which could satisfy him.

2.Due to the skin whitening, Chrisian felt empty inside, he was often known to listen to Gangsta Rap to try to reach his roots.

3.Being adopted by a family from Wolverhampton was a great stress, for the first five years he didn't understand them.

Christian getting aroused by Daves' Poteen bottle.

This photo above was taken using hi-tech photographic equipment, as you can see we have traced the direction he is viewing, that cheeky grin can only mean one thing!, the other bloke is Dave Hands, he was a Poteen smuggler and you can read all about him in his own story.


Please be aware that no story has any resemblence of truth to events which have happened, no offence was caused to any of the named parties, and no animals were harmed during the making of this website - except a hamster but thats a whole new story!